What If There Are No Gay Players In The NFL?
The NBA's first ever "gay" man has come out of the closet. Jason Collins became the first major sport's athlete in "the big 4" Football, Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball to declare his homosexuality before the nation. Big deal?!
Now is the NFL going to bring forth its token gay quarterback, linebacker, safety or dare I say tight end? But even with more pressing issues such as borders, national security, Afghanistan, and Obamacare to tackle the media, lame stream in nature, chooses to slobber on the prospect of another homosexual athlete.
Being gay is all the rage on the left, even if you are straight, why not be gay. From the musical "The Producers" "Keep it Gay." The NFL scouts I am sure are combing all through the records of all current players on team rosters to find the token gay athlete.
But what if they can't find a gay man? What if they look far and wide among the current roster of players and from quarterback to kicker, there is not a gay man to be found, not even a coach, or assistant. That is a distinct possibility they're all I don't want to say it.....STRAIGHT!
That is a disappointment right there. Where is Mr. Brave of the NFL? Where is the guy built like a Mack Truck, but yet likes to play with other guys in more than football? Will someone have to be bribed to come out at least as bisexual? What if even a pay raise to be gay won't work?
Next draft the NFL will have to draft a gay college or high school athlete to get a gay man on the team. Not that he will see playing time, but he will be gay. NFL personals: "Gay athlete sought to play in the NFL. Must be strong, athletic, not have a high pitched voice, or wear drag. Must not have ever had sexual relations with a woman. No experience necessary, just likes to like men romantically. Please apply within. Media savvy a must."
Sound ludicrous doesn't it? To everybody but the left loons and lamestream media. But if nobody is gay, or wants to be openly gay, heaven help those bigots in the NFL! ESPN will be all over your ass till you find the ONE who is truly GAY!
Now is the NFL going to bring forth its token gay quarterback, linebacker, safety or dare I say tight end? But even with more pressing issues such as borders, national security, Afghanistan, and Obamacare to tackle the media, lame stream in nature, chooses to slobber on the prospect of another homosexual athlete.
Being gay is all the rage on the left, even if you are straight, why not be gay. From the musical "The Producers" "Keep it Gay." The NFL scouts I am sure are combing all through the records of all current players on team rosters to find the token gay athlete.
But what if they can't find a gay man? What if they look far and wide among the current roster of players and from quarterback to kicker, there is not a gay man to be found, not even a coach, or assistant. That is a distinct possibility they're all I don't want to say it.....STRAIGHT!
That is a disappointment right there. Where is Mr. Brave of the NFL? Where is the guy built like a Mack Truck, but yet likes to play with other guys in more than football? Will someone have to be bribed to come out at least as bisexual? What if even a pay raise to be gay won't work?
Next draft the NFL will have to draft a gay college or high school athlete to get a gay man on the team. Not that he will see playing time, but he will be gay. NFL personals: "Gay athlete sought to play in the NFL. Must be strong, athletic, not have a high pitched voice, or wear drag. Must not have ever had sexual relations with a woman. No experience necessary, just likes to like men romantically. Please apply within. Media savvy a must."
Sound ludicrous doesn't it? To everybody but the left loons and lamestream media. But if nobody is gay, or wants to be openly gay, heaven help those bigots in the NFL! ESPN will be all over your ass till you find the ONE who is truly GAY!
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